In an after-Christmas stupor I picked up a marked-down amaryllis bulb at Target. This is the kind of bulb that comes with its own pot and dirt. My success in gardening has always mirrored my success in the kitchen, read: nil. But for a few bucks, I figured there was not much to lose. Well, [...]
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At first blush, the recession didn’t seem to affect me at all. I think the first time I took note of it was when my mum pointed out that ice cream containers were shrinking. She complained of paying the same price for less ice cream. I hadn’t noticed. And of course the media would say [...]
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The holiday television slump is rapidly coming to an end. Hello Project Runway, American Idol, and Men of a Certain Age! And even if you hate award shows (no reason why you shouldn’t) I beseech you to tune in to The Golden Globe Awards for a few minutes this Sunday, because it will likely be [...]
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Why did I not see that headline with regard to the Tiger Woods scandal? It was SO easy. It seems like every day we wake to hear about a new Tiger Woods mistress. These girls could already have their own calendar, with several months to spare. Tiger passed “indiscretion” and “transgression” several ladies ago. Still, [...]
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I hate seeing men in makeup. It has nothing to do with homophobia, or 80s phobia–I’m just creeped out by them. It began when I first saw the group KISS, with that horrific makeup and that tongue. I could only listen to their music, not look at the album covers. Then came that creepy Tim [...]
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It’s been a long, tedious week. Have to keep asking myself if this is it…the last nice day. Should I clean out my car for the last time before winter? Should I bring in the lawn furniture? Can I live in denial and pretend winter won’t be happening at all? Attempts at self-consolation fail. Ooh, [...]
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So a few years back, McCormick, the people who make spices, put a notice in the Sunday paper about how to tell how old your spices were. Apparently I wasn’t the only one still harboring spices she got at her wedding shower 20 years ago.
I don’t know why they didn’t put dates on the bottles, [...]
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I kind of glossed over the death of Michael Jackson in my last entry, but that’s because it’s been covered…well…to death. Michael Jackson’s music was my generation’s soundtrack, but let’s face it, the guy went a little bonkers. Though I’m sure his celebrity childhood and his “disciplinarian” father changed his trajectory for the worse, I, [...]
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In Ohio, one day you’re wearing flip flops and the next your coat. We’ve been riding a wave of ridiculously beautiful weather, which is nice, because I didn’t get a summer at all. From April on there was just packing and moving. Sorry I’ve been MIA during the house move. Did anyone hear that Michael [...]
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So I was on the phone the other night when the doorbell rang. It was a lady who looked a bit frantic. She was holding an adorable blond toddler all ready for bed in his Thomas the Tank Engine jammies. She said she drove by and saw him in our driveway. She nervously asked if [...]
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